Thursday, April 30, 2009

LibriVox - A Free Online Audiobook Library

In my last post, I mentioned Munseys.com, a website that hosts an extensive free library of public domain e-books in various formats. If you've been to that site and wondered if there might be a site where you can download audiobooks for free, wonder no more. There is such a site. It's called LibriVox, and the concept behind it is just as intriguing.

LibriVox provides a large catalog of audiobooks that are free to download and keep. The subjects include novels, short stories, poetry, plays, and non-fiction. You can download all the files directly, subscribe to LibriVox's podcast, or get the files free from iTunes. The sound files are divided by chapter and provided in three different formats: 64kb MP3, 128kb MP3, and OGG.

All of LibriVox's audiobook titles are unabridged. They have English language titles and titles in other languages, which can be useful for those who are studying foreign languages. All titles are in the public domain and are recorded by the readers. LibriVox readers are volunteers from around the world. If you would like to volunteer to be a LibriVox reader, all the information you need is provided on the site, which includes a message board forum for readers and non-readers alike.

Created by book lovers for book lovers, LibriVox is a great way to enjoy audiobooks at no cost.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Munseys: A Free Online E-Book Library

In 1996, not long after I first became an active user of the Internet, I came across the Project Gutenberg web site. The site hosted an impressive archive of public domain books in plain-text format. While it was nice to be able to read some classic novels that I didn't have in my bookcase, slogging through incredibly long plain text files on a computer screen was far from easy on my eyes - or my nerves, for that matter.

Back then, the e-book was an intriguing, virgin concept. Now, some thirteen years later, e-books have become a popular alternative to print editions. The technology for reading e-texts - both software and hardware - has evolved and gotten much better. Gone are the days when you had to load large plain text files into your word processor or Notepad and scroll down, down, down to infinity while you read.

In fact, you don't need a computer at all to read e-text. There are hand-held electronic devices with viewing screens for reading e-text, like Amazon's Kindle, which, despite its hefty $359 price tag, is selling well. The new model, the Kindle 2, offers features like wireless Internet access capabilities for downloading e-books. I've heard Kindle owners sing the gadget's praises, but I'm waiting for the screens to get a little bigger and the price to go down.

While I'm waiting, I still read e-books on my PC. I've found a great repository for e-texts. It's a site called Munseys.com and it takes Project Gutenberg's concept in a new and exciting direction. based on the old, defunct Blackmask.com e-book site and hosting thousands of free, public domain e-texts, Munseys has obscure titles you'd never find anywhere else. You want to read a seedy 1940s pulp fiction novel? They've got lots of them. Are you looking for a copy of Atlantic Monthly magazine, circa 1861? It's here. How about a children's health class primer from 1885? They've got it.

Munseys is packed with lots of rare texts in a variety of subjects: fiction, non-fiction, poetry, plays, it's all here. And if you're looking for more familiar classics like Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, Emily Bronte's Wuthering Heights, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Leo Tolstoy's War And Peace, Mark Twain's The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn, or the text of your favorite Shakespeare play, they've got all that, too. Some of the books, like the 1940s pulp fiction novels, include scans of the original covers.

Where Munseys really shines is the way that the e-books are presented. You select the format you want from the drop-down box and click Download. That's all there is to it. But what a format selection: HTML, Acrobat PDF, eBookwise EB1150, Rocket Ebook, Plucker, Sony Reader, Mobipocket / Kindle, Isilo, Microsoft Reader, Adobe Mobile / EPUB. Whether you read your e-text on your computer or on a handheld device, it's all here. No more are you confined to those endlessly long, ugly plain-text files. Whatever format you chose, the text is presented attractively and is easy to navigate through.

Munseys also includes a means of reviewing or commenting on e-books, plus a message board forum and a blog. If you're into e-books, you must see Munseys.com - the best e-book site on the web!

Monday, April 27, 2009

IWW Members' Publishing Successes~

Internet Writing Workshop members continue to find publishing success in all venues. Congratulations to this week's crew.

Barry Basden


Poor Mojo's Almanac(k) has put up Always Be Closing. Thanks to all who helped with it.

Issue #4 of The Legendary includes two of my pieces. Click here and then click on my name, and "Tell Me One More Time," a poem of sorts, will appear--at least that's how it's formatted.

Then go to their fiction page or here and you'll see "The Korean Bargain," which was critiqued not long ago on the nonfiction list. Thanks to all who helped make it better.


Peggy Duffy


Once again Barry Basden has been kind enough to accept one of my pieces for Camroc Press Review. This was originally critiqued on nonfiction, so thanks to all who offered input, and to Barry for having me streamline the piece to meet
his word limit. It is a stronger piece for it.


Ann Hite

This is just a small yahoo, but exciting to me. On a day when most of the personal news I've heard has been challenging, to say the least, I am proud to say Good Reads, a wonderful book sharing website, has added me as an official author for my ebook Life on Black Mountain, published by The Dead Mule. Every author wants a page on Good Reads. Check out my profile and the whole website. If you don't belong, you might want to join. It is a great way to keep track of what you read and to share books. Here's a link to my page.


Heidi Kenyon


My poem, "to have and to hold," appears in the April issue of Four & Twenty. The Table of Contents contains several familiar names from Poetry-L (from which I have been regrettably absent lately but hope to rejoin soon). Congrats to all!


Laurel Lamperd

My Roman Britain book Crossroads at Isca will be published in July '09 by You Write On. I put the book through novels as 'Way of the Eagles'.

Thanks to everyone who critiqued it.


Tom Mahony

Hi All,

A few recent yahoos:

Call Me Stone
Angry Loner
Alma Mater


Julie McGuire

Fellow Writers--

I'm pleased to note that my article "It's Your Job" has been published in the Richmond-area Work magazine. For "It's Your Job," I profiled a national employment "guru" with local ties. My article is in the print version of the magazine, so no link to it. If you're interested in reading a copy, please email me (off-list) and I can send you a .pdf.

I got paid for this one! Almost $200.


Kate Reynolds

Well, I'm soooooo stoked! I've been working my tail off writing two blogs highlighting deals in the Tucson area (and another blog about the Phoenix area). About a month ago, a local radio station asked me to do a 5-10 minute on-air segment. I did. They asked me again last Friday. On the air I went again.

Today I was called, and he asked me to do a regular slot--every other Friday!

After all the years and years of writing I've done . . . and it's paying off in this cool way. I'm really delighted . . . . and amazed. Who'd have thunk?


Wayne Scheer

I'm happy to report a flurry of activity the past couple of days.

Tampa Marketing Group will reprint my story, "Autumn Moon," in their print anthology, entitled Relationships: The Good, the Bad and the Funny. In return, I'll get $50 and four books.

Every Day Fiction will print two of my flashes, "Growing Up," and "When I Heard the Learn'd Marriage Counselor," (apologies to Walt Whitman for the title ). They pay three bucks a piece, so I'm racking up the big money.

I didn't win Poor Mojo's Almanac(k)'s travel writing contest, which would have netted me $33.33, but my story, "Prophylactica?" at least won Honorable Mention and publication in a future issue.

Finally, my flash, "Put Down that Shovel, Chester," is up at Cynic Online Magazine.

My flash, "A Balanced Life," is up at Camroc Press Review.

Long Story Short has accepted my story, "Drinks with Friends," for their July issue.

As always, thanks to everyone at IWW for your fine and helpful critiques of these stories.


Sandra I. Smith

Hi Everyone,

I'm very happy to announce that Write Words, Inc has accepted my novel, A Perfect Body, for publication.

A Perfect Body is scheduled for release on June 1, 2009 as an e-book.

Write Words, Inc. published Acts of Love for me in December 2008, and prior to that, published a re-release of Jenny's Legacy in June 2008. (Jenny's Legacy had been previously published as a hardcover by Five Star Expressions.)

I've found Write Words to be a good company to work with. They aren't vanity publishers, and my mss went through a stringent editing process. They are very open to cover suggestions from their authors, and so far, haven't changed my titles. (My titles are important to me :-)

Each of the books they publish has its own page on the site with a "buy this book" button. They also make it available on the other e-book web sites, such as Mobi and Fictionwise. Their books are also available as Kindle downloads, so I think they have good distribution.

They re-release some of the e-books later as paperbacks under their Cambridge imprint.

The first half of Perfect Body was critiqued on Lovestory, and after rewrites, the first few chapters were again critiqued on Novels. The book was immensely improved by the critiques, and I very much appreciate the time various people spent reading the chapters and making comments. Thank you all!


Clive Warner

Happy to announce that I have a chapter of my SF novel, Rebody, in CANTARAVILLE (Number 6), a print magazine published in California. It's just out and I can recommend it. See cantaraville.com for details.

Also, I just received a note that my piece on living in Mexico with the provisional title "It's in Spanish, but isn't Spain" (no doubt the subs will think of something better) has been accepted by the Daily Telegraph, one of the main UK daily newspapers.

And I also got a note from WeBook, that project-oriented book site that my three-chapter (about 10,000 words) memoir, Life and Death in Akure, Nigeria has been included for publication in Expat Diaries, a new book to be published by WeBook's publishing arm.

So I am not dormant, by any means! (I've also finished my next novel and am in rewrite at the moment. And I am reading submissions for Citiria if anyone wants to pass that on.)

Saturday, April 25, 2009

This Week's IWW Practice Exercise



Creative Non-Fiction


Prepared by: Patricia L. Johnson and Gary Presley
Reposted and revised on: Sunday, 26 April 2009



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In 400 words or less, tell us a true story that resulted in your learning something important about yourself or others. Write about the truth in an accurate and informative style, as if you were a reporter, but see if you can incorporate the techniques of other genres (novel, poetry, memoir) to heighten the interest.
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Creative non-fiction is as old as storytelling itself. A true-life event or character sparks a story. The storyteller builds the tale using a palette of writing techniques to add color and life that might not have been present in reality. He or she can use all the techniques of fiction and poetry, as well as those found in memoir, narrative journalism, and reportage to teach life lessons and expose the human condition by transforming something seemingly insignificant into something universal.

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In 400 words or less, tell us a true story that resulted in your learning something important about yourself or others. Write about the truth in an accurate and informative style, as if you were a reporter, but see if you can incorporate the techniques of other genres, novel, poetry, memoir, to heighten the interest.

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When critiquing creative non-fiction, give us specific comment on examples of how the author used fictional, journalistic, or even poetic techniques to bring us into a 'real' situation. Are characters and situations well-developed? Does the author manage to keep enough distance to allow the reader to experience emotions? Is the piece coherent and interesting. Above all, do you believe it? Or do you think it would have been better written as fiction?

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These exercises were written by IWW members and administrators to provide structured practice opportunities for its members. You are welcome to use them for practice as well. Please mention that you found them at the Internet Writers Workshop.

Fiction Trends: The Vampire Phenomenon

Vampires may be undead creatures, but in the writing world, they're very much alive. Recently on the Writing list, we discussed the popularity of vampires in today's fiction. The incredible success of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series of vampire novels (despite all the critical scorn) is proof that the mysterious fanged night stalkers are here to stay. Even though I agree with the critics who dismissed the Twilight novels as pure drivel - and with Stephen King, who, in a recent interview, opined that Stephenie Meyer "can't write worth a damn" - I've always been a fan of vampire fiction.

Today's vampire fiction owes its success to a book written over a hundred years ago. When Bram Stoker's classic novel Dracula was first published in 1897, it wasn't the first classic of the genre. Sheridan Le Fanu's famous novella Carmilla, about a lesbian vampire who preys on lonely young women, was published in 1871. In 1818, John Polidori's classic short story The Vampyre was published - though the byline was miscredited to Polidori's friend, Lord Byron, who was just as angry as Polidori over the incident.


While Polidori's short story had previously depicted the vampire as a suave, aristocratic man, it was Stoker's novel that presented him as the seductive embodiment of evil. The very name Dracula is a reference to the notorious Romanian prince, Vlad Tepes aka Vlad Dracul. To his enemies, the prince was known as Vlad The Impaler because his preferred method of execution was to impale his enemies on wooden stakes. The word dracul means devil in the Romanian language.

Dracula wasn't a huge commercial success upon its initial publication in 1897, but it was quite popular with Victorian readers and received rave reviews from critics. It has been seen as a metaphor for the changing times - the conflict between tradition and modernity and between religion and secular science at the end of the 19th century. The character of Mina Harker represents the conflict between traditional and modern womanhood. And some have suggested that Count Dracula's vampirism is a metaphor for uncontrolled sexual desire - the ungodly lust for blood equated with lust for the flesh. The novel itself is darkly erotic.

While Dracula's name may have come from the Romanian prince, his elegant, gentlemanly mannerisms were inspired by the mannerisms of an actor named Henry Irving, who also managed the Lyceum Theatre, where Bram Stoker had worked for twenty years. Stoker admired Irving greatly and hoped he would play the vampire count in a stage play version of Dracula, but Irving wasn't interested. Years later in 1931, a Hungarian actor named Bela Lugosi, famous for his stage portrayal of the vampire, would play the part again in the first sound film adaptation of Stoker's novel.

It was Lugosi's famous portrayal of Dracula as a handsome, suave, and seductive aristocratic gentleman that made the vampire such a popular character not only in films, but in books and plays as well. Lugosi's Dracula was the polar opposite of Max Schreck's Count Orlock in F.W. Murnau's 1922 silent film classic Nosferatu - an unauthorized adaptation of the Stoker novel. With his skeletal frame, long, claw-like fingers, bat ears, bald head, and mouth full of jagged, fangy teeth, Count Orlock looks like a human plague rat. There's nothing remotely alluring about him.

The worst film adaptation of Dracula? Without a doubt, Francis Ford Coppola's 1992 artistic misfire, Bram Stoker's Dracula. Despite a formidable cast, including Gary Oldman as Dracula and Anthony Hopkins as Dr. Van Helsing, Coppola's film is so overblown and laughably pretentious that it ultimately becomes high camp.

Through the years, the vampire has been depicted in books and on film as both monster and tragic figure, and the vampire mythos has moved in offbeat directions as authors try new angles and fresh approaches to the venerable character. Recently, I've been enjoying The Southern Vampire Mysteries series of novels by Charlaine Harris. Set in the fictional small Southern town of Bon Temps, Louisiana, the main character is Sookie Stackhouse, a young woman who works as a waitress at a restaurant-bar called Merlotte's. (Isn't Sookie Stackhouse a great name for a Southern waitress?)


Sookie isn't like most young women - she can hear people's thoughts. She regards her psychic abilities as more of a curse than a blessing. As you can imagine, it makes relationships extremely difficult. Sookie's boss and close friend, Sam Merlotte, isn't like most restaurant owners - he's a shape-shifter who can take the form of a dog. And new customer Bill Compton isn't like most of Sookie's redneck clientele. He's a real old-fashioned Southern gentleman, and the only person whose thoughts Sookie can't hear. That's because he's a vampire.

Ever since the invention of synthetic human blood, vampires have come out of the coffin, er, closet, and are trying to peacefully coexist with humans, despite huge resistance from the Christian right. Many people in Bon Temps are prejudiced against vampires, and some even hunt and kill them and drain their blood, which in humans acts as a potent drug that dramatically heightens the senses - and the libido. The saliva of a vampire can heal wounds.

I don't want to give out more plot details and ruin the novels for those of you who haven't read them yet. I can tell you that the Southern Vampire Mysteries novels have been adapted as an HBO series called True Blood, which I really enjoyed watching. Academy Award winning actress Anna Paquin makes the perfect Sookie Stackhouse. The first season comes out on DVD on May 19th. The second season premieres on HBO in June.

At the time the Twilight movie premiered in theaters, there was another vampire movie playing. Unfortunately, it didn't get much notice. It was a Swedish film called Let The Right One In. While the Twilight movie was roundly panned by critics as one of the worst movies of the year, Let The Right One In earned rave reviews and was declared one of the best movies of 2008. And it was. It proved to be not only one of the best horror movies of all time - a classic of the vampire genre - but one of the most touching love stories as well.

Stylishly directed by Tomas Alfredson, featuring incredible performances by its two young lead actors, and based on the stunning novel by John Ajvide Lindqvist, who also wrote the screenplay, Let The Right One In tells the story of Oskar, (Kåre Hedebrant) an odd, desperately lonely 12-year-old boy whose life is bleaker than the harsh winter landscape around him. Tormented at school by a gang of sadistic bullies and emotionally distant from his clueless, self-absorbed, divorced parents, Oskar is left alone to fantasize about killing his tormentors, stabbing at trees with his small hunting knife. That's really all he can do - he lacks the courage to stand up for himself.

Oskar's life changes forever when a new girl his age moves into the apartment next door. Her name is Eli, (Lina Leandersson) and she's a strange, darkly beautiful young girl with big brown eyes. Eli only comes out of her apartment at night, walks through the snow barefoot, and smells like a corpse when she's hungry. She and Oskar strike up an akward friendship that blossoms into a deep and true love. Eli is a sweet girl and loyal friend who gives Oskar the strength and courage to stand up for himself.

Eli is all alone in the world, too - except for Håkan (Per Ragnar) the creepy middle-aged man she lives with. Håkan is not Eli's father. He's a serial killer who murders people and drains their blood into plastic containers. Well, he tries to. He's a pathetic bumbler who screws up every attempt at collecting blood. In one darkly funny scene, a nosy poodle interrupts Håkan and almost gets him caught red handed - no pun intended.

When Oskar discovers that Eli is really a bloodthirsty vampire, he's horrified at first. But he can't stay away from her for long - he still loves her. Eli depends on Håkan, her creepy human "guardian," to collect blood for her because she can't bear to kill, (the movie doesn't elaborate on what he gets in return, but in the novel... well, you'll find out) but when his latest screw-up results in his capture, Eli must hunt for her own blood. When one of her victims, a woman named Virginia, survives and becomes a vampire herself, her husband tracks Eli down, breaks into her apartment, and tries to kill her. Oskar saves Eli, then leaves the apartment while she rips the intruder to shreds.

Sadly, Eli must now leave Oskar forever to avoid capture. This sets in motion the knockout ending, which proves to be both incredibly gruesome and deeply moving. With its chilly, brooding atmosphere of near constant dread, nail-biting suspense, and scary spates of carnage, Let The Right One In is a feast for the horror fan. But it's the love story that really drives the film. In one particularly sweet and tender subplot, Oskar learns Morse code, teaches it to Eli, and they use it to tap out messages to each other on the wall that divides their apartments. This subplot is a clever bit of foreshadowing. Watch the movie to the very end, and you'll see what I mean.

That's what I really liked about Let The Right One In. Eli is a tragic, sympathetic character trapped by her vampirism. She hates to kill - she even weeps over the body of her first victim - but she needs blood to survive. When Oskar discovers who she really is, a sad-eyed Eli simply says, "Try being me for a while." As good as it is, John Ajvide Lindqvist's screenplay serves as a minimalist adaptation of his detail-rich novel, which includes the bizarre backstory of how Eli became a vampire and who she really was before. I wholeheartedly recommend that you read it. But first, watch the movie. It's available on DVD now. One thing: be sure to select the original Swedish language audio track with English subtitles. The English dub track is horrible.

Though it wasn't the first work of fiction about a vampire, Bram Stoker's classic novel Dracula planted the seeds for the vampire pop culture phenomenon. It's a phenomenon that continues to grow and evolve in new ways and will be with us for a long time to come. There really is nothing like a good vampire story.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

The Writer's Toolbox - Speakonia

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This is the first in a series of posts about tools that are helpful to writers - and I don't just mean the standard stuff like word processors. I mean any kind of tool; everything from computer software to electronic equipment to writers' guidebooks. This particular post is about a freeware computer program that has helped me out a lot. It's called Speakonia.

Back in 1993, I took a job as an office assistant at the county recycling and waste management agency. One of my duties was to proofread all of my boss's official correspondence, including letters to municipal recycling coordinators, press releases, and agency documentation. It was the first time I proofread someone else's writing, and I saw how easy it was for even the best technical writers to make mistakes and not catch them.

Today's word processors can do a lot when it comes to error detection. They can catch misspellings and check our grammar. But few word processors can catch other typographical errors like repeated words, and no word processor can detect accidentally omitted words, unless the omission trips the grammar checker. That's where Speakonia comes in handy.

Speakonia is a text-to-speech (TTS) reader. You copy and paste text into the program's window, click the Play button, and a computerized voice reads the text aloud to you. The program's controls allow you to adjust the voice's pitch, reading speed, and volume. You can export text to .WAV format sound files for burning audio CDs. (To unlock this feature, you have to register the program; registration is free.) You can also convert the WAVs to MP3s with a third party sound file converter. I use CDex, which is also freeware.

Another interesting feature automatically reads any text copied to the clipboard while Speakonia is active or minimized, which is useful for reading e-mails and web page text. Speakonia comes bundled with the freeware Lernout & Hauspie TTS speech engine. It's also compatible with other speech engines such as Microsoft's, which may or may not be already installed as part of your Windows operating system. If the Microsoft voices (Sam, Mary, Mike, etc.) are in Speakonia's voice selection list, then the engine is installed. If not, you can download it free from Microsoft's web site. There are other TTS voice engines available, like AT&T's Natural Voice, NeoSpeech, and Cepstral, but they aren't free.

The most useful feature of Speakonia is its Lexicon feature. Should one of the computerized voices mispronounce a word, you can use Lexicon to teach it the correct pronounciation.

While having your text read by a computerized voice may not be the same as a name actor reading text for an audiobook, it can be very handy to help you catch mistakes that your word processor can't detect. It can also give you a feel for the sound and rhythm of your text, which is handy for the purposes of editing and rewriting.

I recommend the freeware text-to-speech program Speakonia. With its handy features, it belongs in every writer's toolbox. You can download it here.

Is there something you'd like to see in a future Writer's Toolbox post? E-mail me and I'll put it up and give you credit.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

In Memoriam: J.G. Ballard (1930-2009)

This week, the world lost another great writer. J.G. Ballard, the master of experimental, dystopic science fiction, died at the age of 78. James Graham Ballard was born in Shanghai, China, in 1930, the son of a British businessman whose employer - a textile firm - transferred him there. The Ballard family's privileged existence came to an end when in 1943, occupying Japanese forces interned them and other foreigners in a concentration camp.

Ballard viewed this experience as more surreal than cruel, a real life encounter with the bizarre that planted the seeds of his writing career. His best known novel, Empire Of The Sun - an autobiographical novel unlike his other works - incorporates his childhood experiences in a fictional tale of an English boy growing up in 1930s Shanghai. The novel is filled with strange images from Ballard's childhood that came to symbolize his view of the world as "a bizarre external landscape propelled by large psychic forces." In 1987, Steven Spielberg directed a movie adaptation of Empire Of The Sun.

No stranger to controversy, Ballard first courted outrage with his 1969 book, The Atrocity Exhibition, an experimental work blending a non-linear narrative with scientifically worded reports on topics like the Vietnam War and the deaths of celebrities such as Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, and James Dean. The most controversial part of the book was a chapter titled "The Assassination of John Fitzgerald Kennedy Considered as a Downhill Motor Race."

The Atrocity Exhibition was the first of Ballard's novels in which he defined sex and violence as being inherently intertwined. Reviews were sharply mixed. Susan Sontag called it "subtle, brutal, cerebral, intoxicating," but New York Times book reviewer Paul Theroux called it "a stylish anatomy of outrage, and full of specious arguments, phony statistics, a disgusted fascination with movie stars and the sexual conceits of American brand names and paraphernalia.”

Ballard's most notorious novel was Crash, first published in 1973. David Cronenberg (who previously adapted William S. Burroughs' legendary novel Naked Lunch) directed a movie adaptation in 1996. In Crash, Ballard further explored the intertwining of sex and violence in a dark and graphic tale of a bizarre subculture of individuals with a sexual fetish for car crashes. They find particular pleasure in recreating famous car crashes like the ones that killed actors James Dean and Jayne Mansfield. Once again, the reviews were sharply mixed, with one New York Times book reviewer calling it "hands down, the most repulsive book I've yet to come across."

Crash would set the standard for Ballard's future novels, which dealt with the central theme of barbarity hiding inside technologically advanced modern Man, who is at heart a media-fed narcissist obsessed with meaningless pop culture. In Ballard's eyes, the soul of Man has been corrupted, rather than advanced, by the modern world.

J.G. Ballard's work has been compared to that of Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, and Anthony Burgess. He defied the genre confinements of science fiction with his experimental, often surreal narratives. In 2008, he was listed by the London Times as one of the 50 greatest British writers since World War 2. His contribution to the world of literature will never be forgotten. He will be sorely missed.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

An Interview With Jennifer Chiaverini

I'm pleased to present the following short interview with my fellow Workshop administrator Jennifer Chiaverini, bestselling author of The Lost Quilter, the latest in her series of Elm Creek Quilts novels.

Eric Petersen: Tell us about your recent success.

Jennifer Chiaverini: I'm very pleased to announce that my latest novel, The Lost Quilter, reached #10 on the New York Times bestsellers list.

EP: How long have you been a member of the Workshop?

JC: I joined the Internet Writing Workshop in 1996, shortly after I finished the first draft of my first novel, The Quilter's Apprentice. Later I became an administrator for the Novels list, and I'm currently a co-administrator for the Writing discussion list.

EP: How has the Workshop helped you as a writer?

JC: The members of the Novels list provided me with invaluable feedback that helped me improve my novel and prepare it for submission to agents and publishers. Their comments on the early chapters were especially helpful in helping me focus the story and engage the reader from the first page. Learning how to reconcile the occasional contradictory critiques taught me to develop better, more analytical self-editing skills, as did critiquing other members' chapters. The Writing list offered me a wonderful forum for aspiring and published authors to share knowledge and advice about the art and business of writing, and I definitely benefited from their collective wisdom when it came time to navigate the choppy waters of the publication process.

EP: What's next for Jennifer Chiaverini?

JC: Longtime members of the Internet Writing Workshop may recall that when I wrote The Quilter's Apprentice, I had no idea it would be the first in a series, so I never mapped out an extended storyline that would be spread out over a certain number of books. In hindsight, I think it’s fortunate that I launched the series this way. Instead of proceeding in a strict linear fashion, following the same thread of the same character’s life in perfect chronological order, I’ve been able to take secondary characters from earlier stories and make them the protagonists of new books. In other novels, I’ve delved into a familiar character’s past, exploring entirely new settings and characters that are still tied in some way to Elm Creek. Because I’m not stuck in the traditional series format, I’ve enjoyed the creative freedom to write novels that stand on their own while still satisfying readers who want to see the people and places they have already come to know and love. Whereas The Lost Quilter is set mostly in Civil War-era Charleston, my next book, The Aloha Quilt (April 2010), will take readers from Elm Creek Manor to Hawaii as Elm Creek Quilter Bonnie Markham helps an old friend launch a new quilt camp in Lahaina on Maui. What will come next, I don't know, but I'm excited by the possibilities.

EP: Congratulations again on your success and thank you very much for your time.

Jennifer Chiaverini's latest novel, The Lost Quilter, is available at a bookstore near you. Click here to search IndieBound for an independent bookstore in your area that carries it. Or, click on the book cover above to order it from Amazon. Pick up a copy today! The Internet Writing Workshop is one of the best free online resources for the craft of writing. If you're not a member and would like to join the Workshop, visit our web site for more information. Write. Critique. Learn.

Monday, April 20, 2009

IWW Members' Publishing Successes

Another fine week! Spring must be here at last.

Carter


Jackie Arnett

I have several reviews up in the Mills and Boon (UK) site. No payment, but a good site to cut my reviewing teeth on :-) And I have received a positive response to my enquiry to review for Long and Short Romance reviews. Here are the ones at Mills and Boon--they aren't working right now, but I hope they will later:

http://community.millsandboon.co.uk/content/12-point-guide-writing-romance
http://community.millsandboon.co.uk/content/wedding-venice-0
http://community.millsandboon.co.uk/content/sheikh%E2%80%99s-defiant-bride
http://tinyurl.com/cqtcmo
http://community.millsandboon.co.uk/content/billionaires-bride-vengence
http://community.millsandboon.co.uk/content/his-bride-one-night


Barry Basden

Six Sentences has published my stream-of-consciousness riff on reality, "Economic Downturn," real enough that someone's already invited me to India. My mind's apparently a mess, what with all the old song and TV references that popped up in the piece.

Poor Mojo's Almanac(k) recently published "Sarah's Field," critiqued on the nonfiction list over a year ago. It's a bit fictionalized now.
P.S. We still miss her.


Sue Ellis

I have a review of The Great Perhaps, a novel by Joe Meno, up in the April issue of the Internet Review of Books. I really enjoyed the process and the editors were a pleasure to work with.


Rebecca Gaffron

My brand new story "Lola Gets Her Shit Together" (written for a face-to-face writer's group), will be appearing in the July issue of Pear Noir!

And my previous yahoo, a fiction piece called "A Writer's Fantasy" is posted at The Cynic Online.


Ann Hite

My short essay about find your writing voice, "Peanut Butter Sandwich With A Glass Of Sweet Tea," will appear in Long Story Short's July issue. This piece started as a blog post and grew from there. I had a lot of fun playing around with it.

"Walking On Water," a Black Mountain short story, will appear in the upcoming print issue of Skyline Magazine. This is a long story--it seems I can only write long these days--so I'm proud to find a print journal for its publication.


Sarah Morgan

My short piece "Some Thoughts About my Father-in-Law" is up at The Camroc Press Review.

I feel honored to share the space with so many talented writers. Take a tour.


Randall Radic

Three Yahoos!

1. A photo of my artwork and my essay, "Malthusian Chaos" (about Sonny Liston and very good, if I say so myself), are up at the Cartier Street Review, pp. 18 and 68.


2. Sacramento Book Review gave me a 'good' review of my book, A Priest in Hell -- 4 stars on Amazon.

3. My apologia of A Priest in Hell -- a kind of rant, to quote Rebeca Schiller (who is writing the next mega-bestselling novel, by the way) -- is up on The Best of Everything. He invited me to do a guest post. Scroll down.


Bob Sanchez

Last Thursday was the first installment of my monthly radio show Local Authors, Local Books, on KSNM radio in Las Cruces. I interviewed author John Duncklee and his wife Penny, who edits and illustrates his books. It was a lot of fun.


Anita Saran

I thought it was difficult enough telling a story in 500 words, but Six Sentences? I gave it a shot. Here's "Rebound."


Wayne Scheer

Apollo's Lyre has accepted, "A Jazz Tune-Up," which began as a Practice exercise, for their June issue. The Lyre had been on hiatus, but will publish again starting June. They're looking for a variety of work.


"A Balanced Life" is up at Camroc Press Review. It's always good to be among friends.

And my story "Office Routine" is up at Fiction at Work. Thanks to all.
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Sunday, April 19, 2009

Vote For Us Again!

As you know, the Internet Writing Workshop - http://internetwritingworkshop.org/ - won last year's Writer's Digest award for being one of the 101 Best Websites For Writers. Now, we need your vote for this year's award!

Scroll down to the very bottom of this page, and you'll find our nomination box. Click on the link, and an e-mail window will pop with the correct address and subject line. All you have to do is type in your letter of nomination and send it.

We thank you very much for your support, without which, the Workshop would not have become the valuable writing resource that it is.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

This Week's IWW Practice Exercise



Word Play



Prepared by: Charles Hightower
Posted on: Sunday, 19 April 2009


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Exercise: Weave all the assigned words and phrases into a scene of no more than 400 words.

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The idea here is to spark a new story by blending ideas from disparate sources.

These words and phrases all came from different articles in this week's news. The words are: pirate, reporter, plant closing, and Ford Crown Victoria.

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Exercise: Weave all the assigned words and phrases into a scene of no more than 400 words.

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In critiquing, in addition to standard writing advice, be sure to consider whether the writer did a good job of incorporating the identified words. Would you want to read more?



These exercises were written by IWW members and administrators to provide structured practice opportunities for its members. You are welcome to use them for practice as well. Please mention that you found them at the Internet Writers Workshop.

In Memoriam: Judith Krug (1940-2009)

The writing world is full of heroes. There's Salman Rushdie, the author who dared to question the veracity of the Quran in his dazzling 1988 novel The Satanic Verses, resulting in a fatwa from Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini calling for Rushdie's death. A bounty was placed on his head, and there were two failed attempts on his life by would-be assassins who were later declared martyrs.

Then there's maverick publisher Barney Rosset, former owner of Grove Press, who in the early 1960s led a landmark legal battle for the right to publish the uncensored version of D.H. Lawrence's classic novel Lady Chatterley's Lover in the United States. Another landmark Supreme Court decision granted Rosset the right to publish Henry Miller's celebrated 1934 novel Tropic Of Cancer for the first time in the U.S.

This past week, the writing world lost a different kind of hero. Judith Krug was neither a writer nor a publisher. She was a librarian. She was also a passionate defender of the First Amendment - an activist dedicated to defeating attempts at censoring books in school libraries, public libraries, and bookstores in the United States. She fought for inclusion of all books, even those she personally found offensive.

In 1967, Ms. Krug was appointed director of the American Library Association's (ALA) Office for Intellectual Freedom. Two years later, she was appointed as Executive Director of the ALA's Freedom To Read Foundation. (FTRF) The FTRF's charter lists four purposes: promoting and protecting the freedom of speech and of the press, protecting the public's right of access to information and materials stored in the nation's libraries, safeguarding libraries' right to disseminate all materials contained in their collections, and supporting libraries and librarians in their defense of First Amendment rights by supplying them with legal counsel or the means to secure it.

Ms. Krug served as the FTRF's Executive Director for forty years. Her most noted accomplishment was the founding of the ALA's famous Banned Books Week campaign in 1982. Taking place every year during the last week of September, Banned Books Week celebrates books that have been challenged and / or banned outright from school libraries, public libraries, and bookstores due to the efforts of disgruntled individuals or pressure groups. The ALA offers kits and guidelines for building displays exhibiting banned books and educating people as to why the books should be kept publicly available.

Some of the challenged and / or banned books appearing on the ALA's Most Frequently Challenged List include J.D. Salinger's Catcher In The Rye, John Steinbeck's Of Mice And Men, Mark Twain's The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn, and more recently, J.K. Rowling's series of Harry Potter novels. Many other titles have made the list as well. The most challenged or banned children's book of all time? Katherine Paterson's celebrated, beloved, and controversial 1977 novel, Bridge To Terabithia - one of my all-time favorite books.

Among Ms. Krug's most recent accomplishments were her post 9-11 support of laws protecting the confidentiality of library patrons' use records and her vigorous opposition to the Bush administration's attempt to cut federal funding to libraries who refused to install filters on their computers or use other methods to block objectionable web sites. She strongly opposed the idea that libraries should censor any of the materials they provide to patrons.

Judith Krug was indeed a hero of the writing world. Her life's work was defending not only our right to freedom of expression, but the right of libraries and bookstores to carry our works, and the right of our readers to read them. She will be sorely missed.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Allow Me to Introduce Myself!

Hello there! Allow me to introduce myself! I'm Eric Petersen, administrator of Prose-P, the Internet Writing Workshop's critiquing list dedicated to the crafts of flash fiction and prose poetry. Today, I embark on a whole new role - blogmeister for the Workshop. Though my essays have appeared here, I've never run a blog before. This will be a learning experience for both of us, one I hope will prove to be mutually enlightening.

I would like to thank my fellow administrator Gary Presley for all of his hard work in creating and maintaining this blog, and making it what it is today - a great resource for all of us. I'd also like to thank Gary for giving me the opportunity to be your new blogmeister. I will strive to maintain his standards of excellence while bringing my own perspective and ideas to the blog.

First and foremost, I would like make the blog as interactive as possible. Want to comment on a particular post? Please feel free to click on Comments and put in your two cents. Do you have an essay you'd like to contribute? A link to an interesting website dealing with the craft of writing? E-mail me and I'll put it up. Of course, our publishing successes will still be posted, as will the Practice exercises.

Now that we've been properly introduced, it's time for me to take the helm. The waters may be unfamiliar to me at first, but with your help, I see nothing but smooth sailing ahead.

Let the journey begin.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

A Meditation on Brautigan and His Work


by Eric Petersen
IWW Prose List administrator

I'm a big fan of the late, great Richard Brautigan. He was both a poet and a novelist, and his breakthrough novel, Trout Fishing In America, (which was mistakenly purchased by many 1960s squares who who thought it was a non-fiction book about trout fishing) first published in 1967, was both a counterculture classic and a literary milestone.

Brautigan's style was experimental, but not the least bit pretentious. In his novels, he eschewed traditional plotting, preferring stream-of-consciousness narration. Brautigan had a wacky sense of humor, too, which made his books a real hoot to read. While not exactly a comedy, Trout Fishing In America is one of the funniest novels you'll ever read, with chapter titles such as "The Kool-Aid Wino," "Trout Fishing In America Terrorists," "The Shipping Of Trout Fishing In America Shorty To Nelson Algren," and "The Mayonnaise Chapter."

Brautigan's follow-up to Trout Fishing In America was his 1968 novel, In Watermelon Sugar, another great counterculture novel. The narrator is a member of a commune called iDEATH. In this book, Brautigan continues the themes of existentialism and the search for enlightenment that began in Trout Fishing In America.

As a poet, Brautigan mixed lyricism with pathos and smarmy humor. My favorite of his poetry books is The Pill Versus The Springhill Mine Disaster. In 1967, Brautigan served as poet-in-residence at the California Institute of Technology.

In the 1970s, determined to prove that he wasn't just another hippie writer, Brautigan incorporated more straightforward narration into his writing, but his experimental style and wacky humor were still evident. My favorite novels from this period are The Hawkline Monster (1974) - a Western parody - and Dreaming Of Babylon (1977), a parody of the hard-boiled detective novels of the 1940s.

Even though he produced quality novels throughout the decade, as the 1970s came to an end, Richard Brautigan's popularity had waned. He committed suicide in 1984 at the age of 49. It came as no surprise to family and friends, as Brautigan had battled mental illness (schizophrenia and depression) and alcoholism for many years.

Houghton Mifflin published two compilation volumes of Brautigan's novels and poetry in 1989 and 1991, and Brautigan became popular again - with the disenchanted youth of the 1990s. There was even a news story about a young man in his late teens who legally changed his name to Trout Fishing In America - the name of Brautigan's most famous character!

Richard Brautigan was a truly unique writer with his own distinctive style and vision. His writings have inspired me and I know that they will continue to inspire others. As the San Francisco Sunday Examiner & Chronicle said of his work:

"There is nothing like Richard Brautigan anywhere. Perhaps, when we are very old, people will write 'Brautigans' just as we now write novels. This man has invented a genre, a whole new shot, a thing needed, delightful, and right."

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Reading the "Writer's Beware Blog"


Victoria Strauss -- Articles on Self-Publishing: The Need for Balance

The growth of the self-publishing industry is a popular journalistic subject. Some articles on self-publishing, such as the New York Times's recent Self-Publishers Flourish as Writers Pay the Tab, provide reasonably balanced coverage of the issue, while others, such as Time's Books Gone Wild: The Digital Age Reshapes Literature, are fatuous and overstated, with a distinctly triumphalist "old publishing is dead, and good riddance!" feel to them.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Southern Illinois Writer's Guild Contest


The SIWG Writing Contest
is an annual and much anticipated event. Entries are open to all persons over 18 years, or enrolled in post-secondary education. Submissions for the 2009 contest can be sent in beginning immediately. The deadline is May 1.

Prizes


  • 1st Place $100
  • 2nd Place $50
  • 3rd Place $25, in each category.

Honorable Mentions as determined by judges. Winners will be published in the Writers Voice, the SIWG anthology, unless authors request otherwise. Winners will be notified by mail in September.

Entry Fee

Five dollars per entry, maximum of three entries per author. Check or money order only, no cash. Make checks payable to: John A. Logan College. Entries not enclosing the fee or following the rules will be discarded.

Entry Rules


1. Fiction - Any subject or genre. Nonfiction - Biography, memoir, article, or essay on any topic. Poetry - Any style or topic. (Please, no explicit sex or excessive violence.)

2. Original work of the entrant; unpublished at time of submission.

3. Page limit - Up to eight pages for Fiction and Nonfiction, one or two pages for Poetry.

4. Format - Standard manuscript format (8-1/2" x 11" paper, typed and double-spaced, 1" margins,12-point Times New Roman, pages numbered and title of entry on every page). Poetry may vary margins and spacing as needed.

5. Two copies of each entry.

6. Cover sheet for each entry, with contestant's name, address, category (Fiction, Nonfiction, or Poetry) and title of entry. Author's name should appear only on the cover sheet, not the manuscript. Optional - Provide email address for winner notification; brief bio to include with publication.

7. All winners must supply social security numbers in order to collect a cash prize. Please do not supply your SSN until you are notified that you have won a cash prize. There will be no exceptions to this rule.

Judging


Judges will be announced

Mailing Instructions


1. Postmarked no later than May 1.

2. Mail flat, not folded, with sufficient postage. Do not send by certified mail.

3. Optional - include a SAS postcard for verification that your entry was received.

4. Send to:

John A. Logan College
Attn: Student Activities C109
SIWG Contest Entry
700 Logan College Rd.
Carterville, IL 62918

Monday, April 13, 2009

IWW Members' Publishing Successes

Still going strong! Here are the winners for last week.

Carter



Peter Bernhardt

You may remember that my thriller The Stasi File, Opera and Espionage: A Deadly Combination received a permanent Best Seller slot with YouWriteOn.com, which recently published the book. Since then the novel, my first, has been written up in The Write Word, by the Society of Southwestern Authors, and the information was also picked up by The Brain Pan.

Let the buzz begin!

Also, Amazon has just activated its Look Inside feature for this novel.


Victor Chimenti

For the second month in a row a submission of my novel Sensitive Man placed in the top three at Zoetrope Virtual Studio. Sensitive Man Part 2, took third place for February 2009 in the Novella Wing and is posted there now for members at www.zoetrope.com.

Thank you to all the critters here in the Novels-L group that have been so much help in getting this material into shape!


Peggy Duffy

Thanks to Barry for his utmost patience and for selecting this piece, "My One and Only Grandmother," to appear alongside some other fine pieces at Camroc Press Review. Scroll down a little.


Alice Folkart

The editor of 7Beats has again asked for the use of one of my recent poem, "Five Observations." Actually, the poem consists of five haiku-like very short poems written about a week ago when I was sure that I didn't have a poem of any sort in me. These are not wonderful poems, but they go to prove that if you write every day you'll at least have something to show for your time.

My poem is the fifth down. Scroll until you see a slim, horizontal photo of water.

The thing I enjoy about 7beats is that it is educating me, introducing me to poets I might never otherwise meet. Check out the work by Joan Brossa, a Catalan poet.

And yesterday I received my first check for a piece of my writing--from Big Pulp Magazine. I may make a copy and frame it.


Kathy Highcove

I have been editing the newsletter of the California Writers Club of the West Valley for about six months. We lost our newsletter editor in the fall when he became too busy to keep it up, and I volunteered to learn the process. The club bought me the Microsoft Publishing System, and I dived in to learn the software.

I've had lots of fun being an editor and I enjoy the design and display of my fellows' and my own writings. I've been told that every month I improve as an editor, and that's good to hear. The President of the club backed me up when I asked to do a PDF form and avoid the mail and postage costs. The members learned the Adobe Reader feature of their computer systems and we forged on! I have help editing for typos and glitches and the InFocus comes out on time each month... hopefully. (We mail out a couple black and white copies to the email diehards - or the rare member with no email.)

The PDF allows me to have a ball with color, several pages and illustrations of all types that I can copy and pasted into the articles, poetry and essays. I send on the website of our CWC/WV and the newsletter is in the menu.


Mel Jacob

Found someone in India has Train To Yesterday for sale (imported edition). Funny because my publisher has remaindered the title, altho' the Large Print edition is still available.


Wayne Scheer

Flash Me Magazine just notified me that my story "Morning Routine" will be their Feature Story for their next issue. That means $20, and fame. "Morning Routine" was originally written as a Practice exercise, so thanks again to the group for your inspiration and fine critiques.

Rumble Magazine will publish an old story I re-entitled "Teach Your Children Well." Rumble is a good place for stories under 500 words that are slightly off-kilter. Read an issue and you'll see what I mean.

My story "The Old Man" is up at Long Story Short. It's listed as fiction, although it's more creative nonfiction.

Thanks to all.


Joanna M. Weston

A piece of real flash fiction, "Winger," up at Six Sentences.

This is a fun site indeed.
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Sunday, April 12, 2009

This Week's Practice Exercise~











Prepared by: Prepared by: Rheal Nadeau
Reposted revised on: Sunday, 12 April 2009


Exercise: In 300 words or less describe a single moment in time--a snapshot without using dialogue or action.

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Often an image, photo, drawing, painting, even a piece of sculpture tells a entire story without words, without action, interpretation, or explanation. This exercise asks us to use careful attention to detail to help the reader see that defining moment in time. It asks us to describe, not interpret, what we see in a way that will let the reader intuit our emotional response.

Can you "show" the story behind the image? Try not to "interpret" the picture; try not to say "the man looks unhappy," but instead describe him, e.g., "his eyes are downcast, the corners of his mouth pulled down, he hangs his head." Let the reader decide what all this adds up to. Use simple descriptive language, and remember to show, not tell.

If there are people in the picture you are describing, remember to talk about the image as if you were looking at a snapshot.
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These exercises were written by IWW members and administrators to provide structured practice opportunities for its members. You are welcome to use them for practice as well. Please mention that you found them at the Internet Writers Workshop.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Writers Survival 5


Multi-published romance author Cait London has posted #5 of Writers Survival Guide at her blog, complete with intensive links.

Cait's website includes numerous other resources for writers of every level of experience.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

"What's another word for Thesaurus?"


A proposition ...

A deconstruction of the pun appeared as an essay in the New York Times last week: "To Ambrose Bierce it was a 'form of wit to which wise men stoop and fools aspire.'"

Puns, however, even appear in what should be taken as serious news writing.
Police: Man skips out of paying for prosthetic leg
AP
Tue Mar 31, 9:10 pm ET
DES MOINES, Iowa – A man who police say skipped out of paying for a prosthetic leg has been arrested.
Is punning not humor? Stephen Wright, that most literately elegant of whimsical humorists, often sees puns as left-handed commentary.

Humor writing is difficult. Perhaps that's because humor is like pornography: indefinable but recognizable.

A response by Richard Bylina ...
I have always contended that writing humor is the toughest slice of writing out there. Those who can do it, probably cut their teeth on a myriad of mistakes, gaffs, and awkward sideshows for unappreciative, or worse, over-appreciative relatives ("Grandma please, I can't breath between these two round mounds of silicon compounds."). From demented childhood antics through high school class clown acknowledgments to the student that professors in college hated to see on their enrollment sheets (and who took advantage on every occasion to flunk that student out of their seven-year plan to do undergraduate study of three-toed sloths), these individuals have honed those humor skills throughout their life. They have a leg-up on those of us who came to the realization late in life that humor in a depression (recession) can make you money.

But...I think a fair amount of humor writing can be learned, because like all aspects of writing, there are ample examples and explanations of what is funny and sometimes even why. It can be crafted. So just like Data on "Star Trek: TNG," you can tell a funny anecdote, but not everyone will laugh along with you. It's timing, audience prep, and comediatic prep that counts. I saw Rosanne Barr when her Domestic Goddess bit was a few nervous jokes in a short stand-up routine. Lots and lots of practice made it better.

The audience must also be prepped for your humor. A "Seinfeld" episode touched on this about how Jerry was forever warming up the audience for another comic who always followed him, but who really wasn't all that funny, yet would have a warm and receptive audience thanks to Jerry. Set-up is a truism. When you pick up a book by an author, everything about it sets up the expectation for your reaction to the words on the page: the author's name (Stink E. Butt), the title (Sea Monkeys Strike Back), the genre aisle you're in (Humor), the short synopsis on the back cover (Mutant Sea Monkeys seek revenge on a Colorado fifth-grader's amoral antics by controlling two comedy writers to create skits sympathetic to the Sea Monkey's plight and disastrous for the child.). If it's not funny out of the gate...it was probably ghost-written by me and gets thrown in the dumper.

Audience anticipation counts; reader set up counts more. It is harder to
pass a camel through an eye of a needle than to inject humor into the funny bone of reader if it's not infused in the first few pages either by joke, pun, or a set-up worth guffawing over. And herein lies the odd thing about humor in novels. With no scientific research by me at all, it seems that novel humor is either short one or two line bursts or the long, slow burn of bizarrely braided plot twists that come together in the second half of the novel for an outlandish finish. The movie version for me is "A Fish Called Wanda".

But the written page is a harsh mistress and even a strong muse has a rough time directing the writer to get all the elements of funny down on a page that is more naturally on display in other mediums. Imagine the Three Stooges in a book! By the time Moe gets around to poking Curly in the each eye with a single finger from each hand instead of the usual two fingers from one hand that was originally stymied by a pole that has by now been shoved up Larry's nose without anyone noticing...whew! A 2.5 - 3 second routine takes two pages to describe the physical, emotional, and psychological intent. Who can wait that long to laugh?

And then there's the X factor...everyone's sense of humor is unique and
subjective. When "The Cosby Show" was in its "Hey, hey, hey-day," "Sixty Minutes" did a story on humor, I believe it was George Will who had said he'd never seen an episode of "TCS". He watched one and commented that there wasn't a single thing funny on the show despite a live studio audience howling with laughter. Don't pick on the collective intelligence of a studio audience versus George Will...not the point. (I'm almost certain all theirs together would exceed George's.) My wife thinks my one-off thoughts are funny. I make her laugh every day, because laughter is good for the heart, soul, and other rooms in the house, but some of my off-the-wall story lines are just plain weird to her, and I question my long-term humor quotient and potential. Others have told me that "I" should be writing humor, but I enjoy killing off people too much; however, I'm trying to combine the two.

As far as Robin Williams is concerned, he stands on a playing field of one for stream of conscious humor. No one else has a grappling hook that can be thrown to the level on which he has raised that art form. We should enjoy it, for we shall never see the likes of him again in our lifetime. But it doesn't mean that what he does translates to humor on the written page. And on some days, humor is found where you find it: In a "Family Circle" cartoon that resonates with your life experience, at a prat in a playground, or a funny remembrance of a fallen friend during a solemn funeral procession. Humor drifts about us like pollen to land and tickle us at its fancy.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

WhosTalkin

If you use Google Alerts, you might find this another useful tool in tracking your presence as a writer ...

WhosTalkin.com is a social media search tool that allows users to search for conversations surrounding the topics that they care about most. Whether it be your favorite sport, favorite food, celebrity, or your company’s brand name; Whostalkin.com can help you join in on the conversations that you care about most.

Our goal is to deliver the most relevant and current conversations happening in the world of social media.

Monday, April 6, 2009

IWW Members' Publishing Successes

Some weeks the harvest is large, some small--but this time, it's a bumper crop!

Carter


Kristy Bock

My story "With This Ring, I Thee Trust," that you all in the Poetry group helped me with, has been offered a contract from Highland Press, to be part of an inspirational anthology in a print book! How cool is that? I couldn't have done it without all of you! Thank you all so very much!


Steve Brezenoff

I have sold my first novel, Splinters, a YA, to Carolrhoda, the trade imprint of Lerner Publications.

My editor's blog is here.

Release date, etc., still to come.


Mark Budman

I am mentioned at Authorlink.


Norman Cooper

My prose poem "The Spirit Drummer" is now available at Dead Mule School of Southern Literature. After you've read my submission, check out the rest of the site. Lots of good writing here.


Mira Desai

I'm delighted to announce the publication on pratilipi.in of a short story translation, "The Battle of Manekgadh." The original, by Shri Pravinsinh Chavda, is in Gujarati. Mr. Chavda's writing is so sharp it draws blood, one can only try do some sort of justice.


Sue Ellis

"The Chasm"--a rant, really, up at Six Sentences.

I see a few edits now that it's online, but I dashed it out in thirty minutes and hit "send." Had a great time! Neat website and the challenge of six sentences is so much fun.


Alice Folkart

Hello all, my story "A Long Way From Home" is in the Sci-Fi section of the current issue of Big Pulp Magazine.

Not only is it a whizbang journal with lots of wonderful writing and a really neat look, it also pays--one cent a word. This story, which started out on Practice at 400 words, grew to 1,350, netting me my first writing-earned money, $13.50.

I am thrilled. Hope you have time to take a look and hope that you like it.

And my very short poem "Out of Ink" is up at 7Beats Here and Now. You can read it and a lot of other wonderful writing, not to mention great photos. You'll have to scroll down 13 pictures to find my poem. But dawdle along the way--there's all sorts of interesting stuff.


Alan Girling

My poem "one lucky, café Japonais" is now up at one of my favourite poetry sites -- ink, sweat & tears. Scroll down a bit if it's no longer at the top of the page.



Kathy Highcove

I occasionally review restaurants for local publications. I consume a fairly good meal, maybe a decent wine, reap a small remittance and usually have a very good time and receive red carpet treatment from the restaurant owners. This one wsa published in the Valley Scene Magazine in the San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles.

I took my daughter-in-law this time as photographer because I was assigned a new East Indian restaurant and, being from Belize, she likes hot exotic dishes.


Mel Jacob

The following reviews appeared this month:

SFRevu - Tracing the Shadow by Sarah Ash
A fantasy driven by politics, love, and vengeance set in a world with countries and cultures similar to thoe of the Middle Ages where the Inquisition seeks to stamp out all traces of magic and magis.

Gumshoe Review - Dining With Devils: A Tasmanian Thriller by Gordon Aalborg
A fun mystery set in Australia with a quirky cast of characters and a villain reminiscent of Hannibal Lector.
- The Wandering Ghost by Martin Limón
Two Army criminal investigators struggle to unravel the disappearance of a female MP and the death of another MP in a supposed accident in South Korea of the '70s.
- What Time Devours by A. J. Hartley
A high school English teacher investigates the mysterious deaths of a woman killed outside his home and of a former student who insists a copy of a lost Shakespearean play, Love's Labor Won, exists. Mayhem and violence ensue as others seek the play.

I also got a rejection from Baen for a sci-fi novel. Now I get to submit elsewhere and wait another year!

Working with my daughter to revise the draft of her first novel, For the Love of Ruthie, a comedy romance featuring a pot-bellied pig. We'd like to get it out by early summer, but her classes take a lot of her time.

Now on to more reviews and getting that novel out again.


Heidi Kenyon

Two poems, "Offering" and "Insight," are up in the finally-published March issue of Poet's Ink Review. Scroll down, I'm at the bottom.


Ellen Lindquist

Two flash fictions accepted by ClockWise Cat, a new e-zine edited by the indefatigable Alison Ross: "ProperlyPedigreed Snails" and "Eskimo Pie Psychosis" will appear in the Fall issue.


Randall Radic

Well, Publishers Weekly reviewed A Priest in Hell: Gangs, Murderers and Snitching in a California Jail. PW determined that it was third-rate writing, full of cliches, without passion, etc.
I sat down and cried. I didn't get that kind of abuse in jail. My publisher told me, "It's a PLUS to even get reviewed in PW. Most people don't."

It didn't make me feel any better.

On the other hand, my review of Target: Patton is up at Exiled At the Beach Book Reviews.


Anita Saran

I owe so much to this workshop for my 18,000 word story - "City of Victory." First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 as a short of 3000 words, it is today a long story. People like Jayne Pupek (who followed it right through),Julie Winrich, Meg Westley, and Bob Zumwalt (and others) helped me hammer what I thought was a novel into a story. Recently, another of our members, a lady who lives in Hawaii, kindly offered to format it into an e-book for me. I have a little review from Edith Parzefall which I have put up on the site and Ann Hite has agreed to write one for the Feminist Review. Wow. Plus I just had my first sale -- an old friend I haven't met in years bought it. I must say it is not easy to place a story of this length, but I've done it. Thanks IWW!

And oh, yes, I forgot to add that what makes "City of Victory" unique (I hope) are the photographs I took of Hampi that grace each chapter as well as the cover. The real ruins and sumptuousness of a 16th century South Indian empire once "greater than Rome" in stark contrast.


Wayne Scheer

This week is shaping up nicely...

--Flash Me Magazine has accepted "Morning Routine" for their April 30 issue. All the editors accepted it, which means it's in the running for Feature Story and $20. "Morning Routine" began in Practice.

--Ox Family, formerly Stationaery, has accepted an old flash of mine, "A Redwood in the Yukon," for an upcoming issue, which will appear in print and online.

--Clockwise Cat has accepted "Quiet Rebellions" for their Fall issue. This story was critiqued in Fiction a while ago.

--Finally, Literary House Review has accepted "The Nude Beach" for an issue to be published sometime "before November." This story, too, was reviewed in Fiction a long while back.

Thank goodness for old stories and good critiques.


Jack Shakely

I have just been informed that my historical novel The Confederate War Bonnet has been selected as a finalist in the ForeWord Magazine 2008 Book of the Year Awards. The winners will be announced May 29, 2009.

I have no idea how many other finalists there were, perhaps millions, but in the meantime, to paraphrase "Seinfeld," it feels blog-worthy.

Yahoo, and wahoo.


Joanna M. Weston

I'm cheering madly: my poem "The Pattern" (Tower Poetry, Vol. 55#2) has been posted on the home page of the Tower Poetry Society website, and will remain there for one year. They first published the poem in the Winter 2006 issue. Many thanks again to the Poetry list members for their help.

Happy day!
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